Actually, the eyelashes are just going on one eye, the one that I got the blob of wax on. But this happens a lot, I lose a clump of lashes right in the middle of that eye, not the other one just the left one. Didn't you always want to know this???? Usually when I switch mascara they regrow, but I switched a couple of weeks ago, and so far they aren't coming in when I stare into my 10X mirror. Eeeeeks! Panic time!!!!
So I'm researching false eyelashes. Hey, I'm desperate! I Googled "Good Drugstore Eyelashes" and these came up. People like them, they're super cheap, so I started reading the comments. Here's what one woman said:
"Use either a safety pin or a needle to apply the glue to the lash line. Press gently with another safety pin to the lash line to apply and the glue dries perfectly without any white showing."
What???? What???? A needle???? Me stick a needle on my eyelid???? Are you kidding me, no way, no how. This is a disaster waiting to happen!
This obviously isn't going to work, I guess I'll just start wearing a patch. Or maybe I'll grow my hair long and wear it over one eye like Veronica Lake did in the old days. I know, you're asking, "who is Veronica Lake?" Like I remember her??? Even I'm not that old, I just had a brain flash and her name popped into my addled brain. She was born in 1922 after all, that was my mother's generation, not mine.
Oh I might just as well give up on this, if I did manage to get the things on I would look really stupid! There is just no hope, there just isn't! Poor pitiful me!!!!!