Me: “I’ seem to be doing a lot better with my hot flashes.”
Hubby: “Really?”
Me: ‘Yeah, I don’t rip off my nightgown and throw it across the room anymore in the middle of the night, haven’t you noticed?”
Hubby: (after a lengthy pause) “Congratulations, you’re officially an old woman, now.”
I then whacked the old fart over the head with a pillow as hard as I could.
Men Schmen!!!