I have a morning routine, same breakfast every morning, coffee, a poached egg on an english muffin and a piece of fruit. I make my coffee, get out my coffee cup, put in the Splenda and fat free half and half, slice the english muffin, pop it in the toaster.
I fill a mug 1/3 full of hot water, add just a tiny splash of vinegar and a pinch of salt, crack my egg in the mug, nuke it for 1 minute 15 seconds, drain it with a mesh sieve, and put it on my english muffin. I do this every, single morning.
So I go through the routine this morning like the trained monkey I am, have everything ready, put in the toast, start the microwave, but wait, where’s my coffee? I can’t find it anywhere, meanwhile the microwave is beeping, the english muffin has popped up, and I’m getting frazzled. This isn’t right! Where IS that coffee! I open the microwave, jeez louise, I had poached my egg in my fat free half and half and Splenda in my coffee cup!
I’m losing it, I really am… And no, I didn’t taste it! Threw it out, and started all over. Then I burnt my muffin! It was just one of those mornings…
