Vintage Spicy Meatball Commercial

 

How about a blast from the past this morning.  I haven’t seen this commercial in years and I laughed so hard...

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:

An old friend from years ago, Sharon, sent me this list.  It’s so funny, take a minute during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season and giggle.  It’s a stress reliever ~ Jan

Number 9  -  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8  -  Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7  -  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6  -  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich 

Number 5  -  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4  -  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3  -  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2  -  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1  -  Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:
 
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

Baked in a Buttery, Flaky Crust

 

So, hubby and I are at Rural King, he’s inside buying rabbit food for Butterbean, I’m mindlessly clicking on Facebook links and I come across this video.  Well, it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever, and I’m sitting there laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.

Passersby are looking at me strangely and I continue to just laugh hysterically.

I came home, watched it again, and same scenario, belly laughs.  This guy reminds me of LC, oh he’s a treasure….

You watch it and see what you think.  ~ Jan

Joan River's Favorite Recipe

 This is pretty funny ladies.  A little giggle for a Monday morning.  ~ Jan

Don't Go Rafting without a Baptist in the Boat!

 

Jeanne Robertson is without a doubt the funniest woman I’ve ever had the privilege of watching and thiis video is absolutely hilarious.  The more you get into it, the funnier it gets.  I so want to see her in person, I always check her schedule, and there are some possibilities.  This tall, graceful woman imparts humor without vulgarity, a rarity in these days.  And I love how she calls hubs “left brain,” oh Jeanne Robertson you are on feisty hoot of a woman!!!!

Do yourself a favor peeps, take a few, sit back and enjoy this National Treasure.  Jeanne Robertson I heart you!!!!!

A Woman Goes Back to Work After Thirty Years

 

Just had to share this quick video with you this morning.  I laughed so hard, this could be me….

Sisters

I never had a sister, but those of you who do can identify with this.

I sent this to my daughter-in-law Lindsay, asking if this reminded me of her and her sister, and she answered YES!

This was on Facebook yesterday and it was just too cute not to share.  I bet a lot of you are smiling right now.  ~ Jan

The Purina Dog Food Diet

My friend, Barb, sent me this, it’s so funny, just had to share...

Yesterday I was at Sam's Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Masculine Moments...

 

Men are soooo stupid!  My friend Barb sent me this, it’s so funny, you will love it...

This will be me! Soooo funny!

 

 

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

Hollywood Squares

Remember the good ole' days, when it was unscripted.  These are so funny.  Thanks for sending these, Carlene...

 

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! 

 

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) 

 

Q. Do female frogs croak? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. 

 

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be 

 

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. 

 

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. 

 

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. 

 

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? 

 

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. 

 

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? 

 

A. Rose Marie: No.Wait until morning. 

 

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? 

 

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. 

 

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? 

 

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. 

 

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? 

 

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. 

 

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? 

 

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. 

 

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. 

 

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? 

 

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. 

 

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? 

 

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. 

 

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. 

 

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? 

 

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. 

 

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? 

 

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. 

 

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? 

 

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. 

 

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? 

 

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. 

 

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. 

 

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? 

 

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. 

 

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? 

 

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? 

 

A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him 

 

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? 

 

A. Charley Weaver: His feet. 

 

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? 

 

A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

Maxine, telling it like it is!

Why can't chocolate be no calories no carbs, life is SO unfair...

Jeanne Robertson Don't Send a Man to the Grocery store

After I posted the Jeanne Robertson video earlier today, Deanna emailed me and asked if I had seen one of her favorites, "Don't Send a Man to the Grocery Store."  I just got a chance to watch it,  the house is quiet and I'm sitting here watching this laughing uncontrollably.  Here we go again, ladies another great one.  And I'm posting the recipe link, which my friend Mary has made and likes!   Watch the video and left brain's recipe makes perfect sense.  Enjoy!!!

 

 

 

 Here's the recipe for her cake...

Jeanne Robertson "Left Brain vs. Intruder" - it's SO funny!!!!!

I'm convinced that this woman is a National Treasure!  She's wholesome, funny, and she's stunningly beautiful at sixty-three years old.

It's a lovely morning in Heavensville, Maggie and I were on the patio, hubby is at a tag sale, I was having my coffee, life was calm, serene, I snapped this picture of Maggie eating her breakfast. Notice the bowl matches the fern.  Oh, of course I didn't really color coordinate her breakast with the fern, I just threw that out there ;o).  And yes, I know I need to sweep, where did those leaves come from anyway?  No,  they aren't left over from last year, well, they're not!

So anyway, I was going through my Facebook posts on my iPad and I see that Jeanne Robertson had posted a new video.  Now if you aren't familiar with Jeanne Robertson, she is without a doubt the funniest woman I have ever seen in my life.  My daughter-in-law, Deanna, introduced me to her humor.   Deanna has seen her speak at several company events she attends and she, too is a huge fan.   Well,  I was instantly hooked, she's  a lovely, lovely southern woman, tall, elegant, and she delivers lines with perfection.

 

 

So I click on the video, sit back to watch, she's talking about "left brain" who happens to be her husband, that's his nickname.  I started to chuckle, then I started to belly laugh, and then I actually cackled, loudly, several times!  My neighbors must have wondered what in the world was going on.  When she got to the part about Victoria's Secret the tears were streaming down my cheeks.

I had to share it with you, I want you to experience the good endorphins that come with laughter this morning.  Oh, this is a good one ladies, a good one!!!

 

 

 

 

 

After you've watched this video, click here and subscribe to her YouTube channel.  This woman is good for the soul!

Your morning chuckle...

I think this will be my new motto, love this!

Snoopy on a Saturday morning ;o)))

The Golfer's Christening - Jeanne Robertson

 

My daughter-in-law, Deanna introduced me to the humor of Jeanne Robertson and  I just adore this feisty southern woman.  I follow her on Facebook and she posted this video today, it's her favorite Father's Day story.  If you want a chuckle, just watch, this woman is an All American Treasure... 
 

 

If you would like to follow her on Facebook, here is her link...

Peanuts is timeless, circa 1969