I saw this and went, "ohhhh, cute." Then I got real...
- This woman is probably a size 2, tops
- This woman is thirty-something
- I'm sixty-three, and trying really hard to be a size 12!
- Who am I kidding?
Old(er) woman just can't pull off major leopard prints, it just reeks of Thelma Roper and her leopard caftans on Three's Company. Or heaven forbid, Peg Bundy and her leopard leggings. A touch is good, tho, I love my leopard ballet Crocs I bought this summer, but I'm flashing back to 2011 when I had my last rodeo with a leopard print top. A family picture was taken, and I looked absolutely, positively horrid. I had let my hair grow and was wearing it in an updo, and even though I liked it that way, OMG, that picture was a reality check, that leopard top with a faux turtle neck. That's when I decided If it isn't v-neck this round face is not wearing it! Well, most of the time i don't.
But if you're thirty something, and no bigger than a size 4, you might want to check this out.
But wait, what am I saying??? Thirty-something size 0-4 women wouldn't be caught dead in Land's End, it's old(er) lady clothes!!! Now, go make it a good day...
~ Jan
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