I went to Gander Mountain today and perused the selection of Life Is Good Caps. Now caps and I have a reputation for not liking each other. My sweet dilly’s, Deanna & Linds look positively adorable in theirs, but even when I was the age of their tender years, I looked like a dork in a cap.
I’ve tried them on and off since I was a teenager, and it’s always the same, I look like a pinhead. So what in the world was I thinking at this age, trying on one again! Now that the neck is gone, I look like a bad version of Paula Deen in her cap. Plus the fact that they make me self conscious and scream “look at me, I’m wearing headgear!”
So what do I do? Put on the bling? I have white glasses, I have this same shirt and cutoffs and big earrings and a big purse, I have a Rolex fake Rolex Watch and a Coke Diet Coke, too. And I can buy those shoes! But wait!!!!! I read that Paula Deen has recently lost thirty pounds. Maybe she got her neck back!
That’s it, I’ll diet, and in a few months maybe a cap will look better. But realistically I’ll probably just have turkey waddle that blows in the wind and looks even worse. *huge sigh*
Or maybe I need to go outside my box, this little lady looks pretty jaunty in her cap/hat. And she has a round face, but she has a neck and is young. *another big sigh*
Or maybe a bucket hat would work better, Doris Day looks good in hers, well what I can see of her does…
Or I could wear a hood, like Grace Kelly. Oh sure, thing…
Oh get real Jan, I’ll probably end up looking more like Ma Kettle. But she was a good woman, and such a hoot. That’s not a bad thing at all, to look like Ma.
If anybody has a suggestion, send them my way. But right it’s a gorgeous day and the top’s down, I’m going for a drive!!! 
~ jan
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