I was watching GMA this morning, they were interviewing the inventor of the Brassage, Christina Erteszek.
A Brassage is a bra that massages the girls…. It has these little bumps built into it, and these little lumps “supposedly” give a constant massage to your lymph nodes all day long, and in return it is supposed to promote breast health. What they aren’t saying, but strongly hinting at is that it somehow will keep breasts healthy, read between the lines, ladies, are they trying to imply that it will help control breast cancer. The woman was really cagey when they tried to drill her down on exactly what this does.
I watched part of the interview, got bored and turned it off, drats, I guess I should have watched the whole thing because apparently it got heated and this Ms. Erteszek person walked out of the interview. Now, the Chicago Sun Times is reporting that they’ve pulled the Brassage from the market.
Oops, looks like somebody screwed up royally…
Well, Geezy Pete, who would want to spend $59 for a bra that had little bumps in it that rotated against your boobs all day anyway. Bras are uncomfortable enough as it is without having to deal with a bunch of little lumps in the sides of them, pressing nonstop against your tender skin.….
I also read that someone else is marketing the Doodle Bra. This baby comes complete with stencils, idea booklets and special Doodle Bra markers, so that you can decorate your bras.
Well, this is stupid, too. It must have been designed by a man. Both of these ideas are totally lame.
Actually, I’ve been thinking for some time about designing a sequined studded bra with motorized twirling tassels. We all know that sex sells, and men are so stupid they would probably buy these. And think about it, in the heat of the summer, you could turn those tassels on, rip off your shirt, and cool off the person sitting across from you with the breeze from the whirling tassels. I could market them as “The Tease With a Breeze!” Whaddya think? It’s a winner, huh….. And if I could sign on Pamela Anderson to do the commercials for it, preferably twirling them for Jack Nicholson, omg, the money would just pour in…..
UPDATE: I found the video from GMA, you watch it and be the judge…
ROFL, Jan...I saw GMA (which I try religiously NOT to watch b/c it's so boring), but I was disgusted by this woman who heretofore, had a good reputation in the business. So preying on the vulnerable.
ReplyDeleteNow....as to the Doodle bra...I'm all for it! Think of never having to be bored again, waiting in the doctor's office, at the airport, waiting for a lunch date....hey, you've got your entertainment at "hand" so to speak, LOL.
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ReplyDeleteActually I bought the several doodle bras for my teenage daughter's birthday party and the girls LOVED IT! Maybe the makers should market it as a craft item for parties and such.