Thursday, July 12, 2007

Amazing pix...

Annie Leibovitz makes Queen Elizabeth look amazing. Wonder what she could do for me, since I deleted each and every one of my Mother's Day pix. I can't tell you how bad they were. Oh, they were just horrid.

And what's really sad is if I would have kept them, five years from now I would look at them and think, "hmmmm, they weren't that bad."

Old age sux!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A smile for you...

Hooterville sent me this Zen wisdom this morning, I thought you might all enjoy it. My fave is #22 - so funny, so true.... and #19 probably explains why I'm not so bright.....

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to
fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a
light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with
women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Monday, July 9, 2007

I'm such a sucker for a good love song...

When we were at the movie's last week, this song was playing before the show started, during the commercial thingies.

I came home and found it on YouTube, and thought you all might like to watch the video. It's one of my very fave artists, Willie Nelson, yep, I've been a Willie fan for years, and he's singing with Shawn King, Larry King's wife, who surprisingly, has a good voice. Oh, I love the orange bustier type top she has on, too. The woman isn't young either, 47, I think. She looks amazing.

So give it a watch, it's called I Give, and it's a goodie - Click here -

Watch it all the way to the end, she gives him a kiss, oh he's SO cute!!!!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Blecht, did you ever chew a vitamin???

I swear, if I ONLY had a brain, or eyesight my life would be a lot easier. I was in the drug aisle today at the supermarket, buying some calcium, I usually buy those caramel Viactiv thingies, but I spied something new, Viactiv Flavor Glides Berry Flavored Chews. I'm always up for something new to try, so I scooped those puppies up, came home, popped the bottle, opened them, took one out and chewed it.

I CHEWED IT, OMG, I CHEWED A VITAMIN. EEEEEEKKKKKS, it wasn't a chewie thing at all, it was a VITAMIN!!!! Did you ever bite into a vitamin? Not something you want to do, trust me. The berry coating was just to make it slide down your throat easier. Oh it was so bad, I can't tell you how bad it tasted....

I have GOT to start wearing my glasses!!!!!!

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