| Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. | Jack & Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. |
| Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the Pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you Dumb Ass'. | Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. |
| Hey diddle, diddle the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. | Georgie porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. |
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