Saturday, July 26, 2008

A candid shot of Madonna - You can never be too rich or too thin, total bullsh*t

mad Okay, girlfriends, check this out. Madonna just turned 50, she has all the money in the world, nobody works harder at being fit, looking good, and having a few nips and tucks along the way to stave off Father Time. Well, she looks like hell. There is no stopping that clock, I don’t care who you are. She obviously hasn’t had a dresser, or a stylist or a makeup artist in this picture, and she looks like, duh, a fifty year old, borderline anorexic woman who has pumped too much iron with her mannish biceps
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My friends and I just smile when we see all of these 30 somethings exercising their still cute little bodies. They say they will just have work done to stop the aging process. We just smile, and say to ourselves, sure you will, honey. Been there, done that!!! Well, not the "work" but once upon a time we, too, thought we wouldn't ever look old.

If this woman, with her badzillions of dollars and her obsessive determination to stay young can’t stop the aging process, the rest of us don’t stand a chance.

She needs to eat a good meal, cut that hair, quit with the sexy videos and act her age….

Meowwww, could I have a saucer for my milk, puhleez…

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