Today....

Hi, bank teller, I'll have a Milkbone dog biscuit please, and not one of the green ones, I only eat natural foods, could you please give me one with no artificial coloring? That's okay, I have plenty of time, dig thru your stash til' you find one...




Do you like my purse? I think it's called French Tapestry. It has lots of paisleys on it, plenty of pockets, too. I'm stylin'..... oh wait...

It's not really a purse. It's my Sherpa tote. I zip Maggie Moo up in it, it has mesh around the zipper to ventilate it, and we go all over Heavensville. Mags has been in all my fave restaurants, in the grocery stores, you name it, she's been there, and since she's such a nester, she just snuggles down and goes to sleep. She never makes a peep... Nobody has a clue that there is a dog in there, even though the devil on my shoulder wants to tell them. What a good dog she is...